Please read and enjoy this filing in South Carolina as much as I do. Stick with it until the end. It’s not easy, but please do. This “legal scholar” lays out the most compelling argument against gay marriage: that he would be forced to “assume a life of protester and wedding crasher” preventing him from keeping the sabbath holy (and, thereby infringing on his free exercise of religion). You can start at about paragraph 17 if you just want the funny (although, skip 18 which just says “etc.,”).