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Edward Snowden

 

This post will not be about Criminal Law nor DUIs, it will be about awesomeness.  The picture above is of Edward Snowden the guy who leaked the information that the NSA apparently likes to read your email, listen to your phone calls and know what you do at all times everyday.  Before this we thought that the NSA was sort of a listening post for terrorists overseas.  Turns out we were wrong.

Edward told the Guardian that he made $200K a year, when his employer, Booz Allen Hamilton said:

Booz Allen can confirm that Edward Snowden, 29, was an employee of our firm for less than 3 months, assigned to a team in Hawaii. Snowden, who had a salary at the rate of $122,000, was terminated June 10, 2013 for violations of the firm’s code of ethics and firm policy. News reports that this individual has claimed to have leaked classified information are shocking, and if accurate, this action represents a grave violation of the code of conduct and core values of our firm. We will work closely with our clients and authorities in their investigation of this matter.

To which I say, that’s totally awesome!  He even made his employer come out of the woodwork and try to diss him by saying that he “only” makes $122 K per year.  Also he worked for a place called “Booz” how cool is tha?.

But there is more:

His girlfriend is an “acrobatic pole performer.”  Yes my friends, not only has Edward made the President look like a doof when the President has to say crap like this:

Americans must tolerate “modest encroachments on privacy

But his girlfriend is a stripper… it is going to take a long time to find anyone as awesome as this guy.  He could be a new “nerdy” James Bond.

Edward Snowden girlfriend

Yes, this is Edward’s girlfriend

 

Law Dude, represents people charged with DUI in McHenry County, Illinois.  His offices are located in Woodstock, IL.  He doesn’t know anyone as awesome as Edward Snowden.